Sweary Stationary - Teacher, Nurse, HR, Purple - 5 pen pack
Sweary Stationary - Teacher, Nurse, HR, Purple - 5 pen pack
If you're a teacher, you're basically a rock star, right? If so, this is the pen set for you. With luxury stainless-steel construction and German ink, each pen is engraved with the kind of thing you wish you could, but can't say in class! • Teacher / Chaos Co‑ordinator • What a year this week has been • Do I have to go to school today? • Don't make me use my teacher's voice • Is the term over yet?
If you're a nurse, you're probably running out of patience, (or is that patients?) this may be the pen pack for you. Engraved with hilarious sayings, these luxury stainless steel pens with quality German ink are the perfect gift for people who sling pills and stab people for a living. • I can't fix stupid, but I can sedate it. • Sorry, the nice nurse is on holiday. • Slinging pills to pay the bills. • I'm a nurse, not a F#CKING magician. • No, I won't take a look at it.
Know someone who's one comment away from getting fired? Is it you? These luxury pens are a way to get the inappropriate workplace comments out, with out actually saying them. They're classy... and just a bit offensive. • As per my last fucking email • I'm silently judging your grammar • Did I roll my eyes out loud? • I am the fucking manager • How about no?
Swear your way through the day without saying a word, with these luxury engraved pens covered in your favourite curses! • Great for the office • Perfect as gifts • Have a laugh • Black Ink • Hands off my fucking pen • I'm feeling stabby • Bitch in charge • Fresh out of fucks to give • Queen of fucking everything